September 14, 2001
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History of the world
The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less
(by Eric Schulman, National Radio Astronomy Observatory, Charlottesville,
Virginia)
Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction.
Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production.
Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local
contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation.
Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent fragmentation.
Contraction. Ionization. Compression. Opaque hydrogen. Massive star
formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fusion. Hydrogen depletion. Core
contraction. Envelope expansion. Helium fusion. Carbon, oxygen, and silicon
fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection.
Star formation. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation.
Planetesimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Crust solidification.
Volatile gas expulsion. Water condensation. Water dissociation. Ozone
production. Ultraviolet absorption. Photosynthetic unicellular organisms.
Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration. Cell
differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Fossilization. Land exploration.
Dinosaur extinction. Mammal expansion. Glaciation. Homo sapiens
manifestation. Animal domestication. Food surplus production. Civilization!
Innovation. Exploration. Religion. Warring nations. Empire creation and
destruction. Exploration. Colonization. Taxation without representation.
Revolution. Constitution. Election. Expansion. Industrialization.
Rebellion. Emancipation Proclamation. Invention. Mass production.
Urbanization. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nations. Suffrage
extension. Depression. World conflagration. Fission explosions. United
Nations. Space exploration. Assassinations. Lunar excursions. Resignation.
Computerization. World Trade Organization. Terrorism. Internet expansion.
Reunification. Dissolution. World-Wide Web creation. Composition.
Extrapolation?I received this mail from a friend and just felt like sharing. Just like that.
Comments (7)
that is one long list of “ion’s”

Hey Lotus/Shy/Jane,

thanx,a red hart in a dark field is beautiful.
You should try.
And sorry for the trouble of finding me.
I hav one more adress”qwywq” sssttttt!
just hope there’s no: Final destruction coming up. nah. peace.
hmmmm….
sid.
hmmmm….
sid.
Yes,but watch out for simon(the spider),he’s hiding somewhere.
Ciao
Should have stopped in the middle at sexual reproduction.