April 3, 2003

• something insane…just for fun
  

  
  

  I’m in a good mood today. How about playing some elevator games? The rules are just pick one of the following, do it, and enjoy the laugh you’ll have when it’s over.
  
  

  1) Walk in the elevator and stand about 3 inches from one of the people in there. For best results, it helps if there’s only one other person in the elevator. You must stand in direct violation of the that persons “personal space”.
  
  

  2) Walk in the crowded elevator humming (“My country tis of thee”). Just hum (or whistle) that phrase over and over again. Whatever you do, don’t continue with the rest of the song, just that one phrase.
  
  

  3) When the elevator door opens start dancing like a boxer. Jog in and stand about four feet from the oldest man in there. Throw 15 quick jabs towards his head. Don’t hit him (of course) but once you get to 15 say “Come on, make it look good.”
  
  

  4) Stand next to anyone in the elevator and say “That Saddam. What a character, huh?….huh?” Raise your eyebrows repeatedly and give them the chicken wing elbow.
  
  

  5) As you walk in blink once really hard, then open your eyes as wide as you can, blink a lot of times (like you have something in your eye) and say “Whoa! Did somebody pass gas? Somebody owes me an apology!”
  
  

  Trust me. They’ll laugh with their co-workers about the story and that one little random act of kindness will brighten both of your days.

  
  

  Have a good day, all!

  
  

  

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